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an explanation for my absence

I've found the hospital where they are hiding the nice orthopaedic surgeons. I say "hiding" because until this week, I thought that "nice orthopaedic surgeon" was a contradiction.

The nice orthopaedic surgeons do not sit down.

If a physician does a clinic, they sit in a room and the patients come in from the waiting room and it's all very straightforward and perhaps you leave the room in between times to collect notes. (If this clinic is the one that I was in last Thursday, which was the first sunny day we had had in the west of Scotland since sometime in August, the room is in a basement and when you entered it it was still dark and every single patient who comes in will tell you what a glorious day it is outside.)

If an orthopod does a clinic, they have eight rooms and eight patients in them at one time and dash from one patient to another patient to another patient and back to the second patient to a fourth patient to the radiology department and never ever ever sit down. I was in fracture clinic for eight hours today. I sat down for thirty minutes in the middle, to inhale some coffee and a sandwich. But the orthopod who I was spending the afternoon with had been in A&E until four o'clock this morning and then was back in theatre for nine and then did a four hour clinic, so I am not too badly off considering. Also, I have learned a hell of a lot about bones today and seen some orthopaedic injuries that I didn't think people survived -- a C2 fracture, which usually kills people so effectively that it was in fact how they killed people back when there was hanging.

Although (this one's for sixpence1969) I did have to stop myself from looking disbelieving and snorting with laughter when he told me that elbow fractures are usually quite stable.

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sixpence1969
Feb. 18th, 2011 07:02 am (UTC)
I read your first sentence and was about to sulk because you were working in Brighton and hadn't told me! Because Mr Williams is, as I my have mentioned, twinkly and lovely as well as brilliant.

Oh yes, other people's elbow fractures are quite stable... To be fair, mine was after Mr W put it back together with just the 10 pins! Although on reflection, the fact that they asked if they could take pictures during the surgery should probably have tipped me off that it was a bit out of the ordinary!

ETA have just spent 10 minutes browsing google images for "internal fixation distal humerus" and spent most of it thinking "you call *that* a broken elbow?? pah!"

Edited at 2011-02-18 06:54 pm (UTC)
sefkhet
Feb. 18th, 2011 09:08 pm (UTC)
Your elbow is special.

I read your first sentence and was about to sulk because you were working in Brighton and hadn't told me!

Because there's a strong likelihood that I wouldn't have been hammering down your door by now if I had been... :)
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It is difficult to know what to do with so much happiness.
With sadness there is something to rub against,
a wound to tend with lotion and cloth.
When the world falls in around you, you have pieces to pick up, something to hold in your hands, like ticket stubs or change.

But happiness floats.
It doesn't need you to hold it down.
It doesn't need anything.
Happiness lands on the roof of the next house, singing, and disappears when it wants to.
You are happy either way.
Even the fact that you once lived in a peaceful tree house and now live over a quarry of noise and dust cannot make you unhappy.
Everything has a life of its own.,
it too could wake up filled with possibilities of coffee cake and ripe peaches,
and love even the floor which needs to be swept,
the soiled linens and scratched records.

Since there is no place large enough to contain so much happiness,
you shrug, you raise your hands, and it flows out of you into everything you touch. You are not responsible.

You take no credit, as the night sky takes no credit for the moon, but continues to hold it, and share it, and in that way, be known.

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